26/4/10 The Ethnic Aisle.

charlie and wai-sum "getting all asian" in the ethnic aisle.

26/4/10 loveliness in a cup

wai-sum tries to teach a fashion troubled charlie the nutritional values of a cup-a-soup. charlie was having none of it.

26/4/10

jingleton would like the "cause of death" section on his death certificate to be rofling. i am preparing for an arguement with the reaper.

25/4/10 fancy dress.

kit is forgetful. i hate him.

25/4/10 Double H Haward

this just in: rosie's bra size finally revealed.

24/4/10 T.A.R.

tiny acts of rebellion. read it.

23/4/10 pogues in speedos

an absurd conversation with mark. i have no idea how we came to this point.

22/4/10 Afffffflactive.

rob regretted this the next day.

22/4/10 Victory

i had forgotten what the victory dance was about. i just had to ask rosie. i'd rather not divulge the context.

20/4/10 Control of the ipod.

i break things. and for the record, i find car scenes really difficult to draw. i'd appreciate in future that no humorous antics happen when you're in a car with me. thanks.

19/4/10 The brother I never wanted

shaun clearly thinks i'm retarded enough to think nothing of him walking into my room, dabbing his finger on a ink covered palette.

17/4/10 Exchange please.

an awkward exchange at work of which tracey was fully aware.

16/4/10 Ponita.

me and febi don't like being told what to do.

15/4/10 Emmie Andrews

biscuit making with bailey & the andrews sisters.

14/4/10 Hug?

i was genuinely trying to be nice.

13/4/10 Yes darling

febi hi 5ed john snow when he came to take the piss out of dartford for channel 4 news.

12/4/10 barbed wire

mum had been singing this song to me for the whole week previous. i had never heard it, until this day.

9/4/10

cba = can't be asked. apparently.

7/4/10 Vintage Christmas

rosie's nan's friend died. they cleared out her house and put it in mine.

6/4/10 gay (meaning happy)

me & rosie love the midnight beasts. end of.

6/4/10 Thank fuck.

i passed my theory test.

2/4/10: only fools.

my parents locked me out. a classic mug-up moment in the life of emmie twee, of which jay wouldn't shut up about.

1/4/10: kinder suprise

bridie's idea of a chat up line. it actually worked.

31/3/10: muffins

toby's excitement for le beat bespoke resulted in dancing with cakes.

30/3/10: ymca